Sunday, March 15, 2009

The Worst Kind of Nerd

It's a little known fact that the worst kind of nerd is a sports nerd and Joe Lunardi could be the king of all sports nerds. He's such a big nerd that even the on air personalities of ESPN give him crap.

Today is the biggest day of the year in Joe's life. It's when the 65 teams are selected for the big tournament (if you don't know what I'm talking about you live a sad life). Joe will get more airtime today on ESPN than maybe anybody else.

Somehow (probably through sports nerd wizardry) Joe has figured out how to determine what teams are selected on "Selection Sunday". Last year he got all 65 right. Some people suspect he has a mole on the inside of the selection committee.

I only have to wonder how long Joe's depression will last. It has to be a bummer to go back to your "normal" life after being a Sportscenter regular for a week.

1 comment:

Mark said...

Wait a minute! You are a HUGE sports nerd. Hurmm.