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I'm taking a break from my normal blogging to pass on this important message:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mNHXB_IJ4I

Whatever It Takes

I'm proud to announce that my new personal motto is "Whatever It Takes". This replaces my old personal motto, "Leave Me Alone or I'll Knock You Down".

What does "Whatever It Takes" mean to me? Well, suppose I have a goal, any old goal. "Whatever It Takes" means I'll do anything that proves necessary in order to complete that goal. So, suppose my goal is a peanut butter sandwich. I'd do any of the following if need be in order to get a peanut butter sandwich:

1. Tear the heads off 1,000 baby chickens.
2. Blow up an entire planet.
3. Wear a tie-dyed shirt.
4. Shave my head and paint it blue.
5. Dance with bears.
6. Learn Haskell.
7. Chop down a redwood with a butter knife.
8. Learn to juggle 4 balls at once.
9. Stop playing foosball forever.
10. Play dead for 7 hours.

You might ask me to describe the situations in which I'd have to do each of 1-10 above in order to obtain a peanut butter the sandwich. If you do that, you're missing the point. "Whatever It Takes" isn't about specifics. It's about getting things done no matter the challenges that stand in the way.

So, in short, world, get out of my way or I'll do whatever it takes to remove you as an obstacle.

Nancy Grace Gives Birth to Twins

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8SNQCMG0&show_article=1

She gave birth 2 months early and I hope everything is ok both with Nancy and her two babies. However, this is clearly a sign of the end of times. We either have 30, 60, or 90 days left. After that, it's bye bye cold, cruel world! Use the short time you have left to make things right with the people around you.

The Top Fifty Songs of the Moment

At this exact moment there are no better songs known to mankind than these:

1. Alice Deejay -- Better Off Alone
   
2. Appliance -- Pacifica
3. Autamata -- Jellyman
4. Barrage -- Until We Meet Again
   
5. Belly -- Gepetto
6. Ben Harper -- Burn One Down
7. Bjork -- Atlantic
8. Blind Melon -- No Rain
9. The Breeders -- Divine Hammer
10. Cake -- Short Skirt/Long Jacket
11. Camera Obscura -- Shine Like a New Pin
12. The Candy Skins -- Wembley
13. Catie Curtis -- Strange
14. Cornershop -- Brim Full of Asha
15. Cynthia Basinet -- Santa Baby
16. Dandy Warhols -- Bohemian Like You
17. Darude -- Sandstorm
18. David Bowie -- Miracle Goodnight
19. Death Cab for Cutie -- Marching Bands of Manhattan
20. Ditty Bops -- Angel With an Attitude
21. Don McLean -- Castles in the Air
22. Echo and the Bunnymen -- In the Margins
23. Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians -- Circle
24. Emmylou Harris -- Waltz Across Texas Tonight
25. Filter -- Take My Picture
26. Giorgio Morder -- The Chase
27. Hem -- Half Acre
    
28. Kate Bush -- Brazil
29. The Killers -- All These Things That I've Done
30. Liz Phair -- Whip Smart
31. Louise Goffin -- Sometimes a Circle
32. Matthew Sweet -- Girlfriend
33. Mazzy Star -- Into Dust
34. MC Chris -- Fett's Vette
35. Paul Oakenfold -- Starry Eyed Surprise
36. Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel -- Late in the Evening
37. The Postal Service -- We Will Become Silhouettes
38. RJD2 -- GhostWriter
39. Sarah McLachlan -- Vox
40. Sarah Vaughan -- Somewhere Over the Rainbow
41. The Secret Machines -- Nowhere Again
42. Snow Patrol -- Run
43. Supergrass -- Tales of Endurance
44. Suzanne Vega -- Blood Makes Noise
45. Talking Heads -- Wild Wild Life
46. The Be Good Tanyas -- Light Enough to Travel
47. Tom Petty -- Learning to Fly
48. Wailin' Jennys -- Deeper Well
49. The White Stripes -- Black Math
50. Zero 7 -- In the Waiting Line
    

The above songs replace any previously identified songs.

If you listen to any other songs besides those that appear above until I post the next list, you are very wrong and you should reexamine your life.

Worst Website Ever

http://www.cornfieldmaze.com/

Click if you dare, but I warned you!