Using Excel and the above numbers provided by Tess' doctor, I've projected her development. If she maintains her current rate of growth, when she's 100 years old she'll be almost 102 feet tall and weigh 1,434 pounds. That's a big girl!
To get an idea of how big this is, I've photoshopped this image. It shows a 100 foot tall Tess next to the tallest player in the NBA, Yao Ming:
Tess' immense size is going to cause all sorts of trouble for Gina and I. In 100 years (I assume I'll still be working at Rackspace), I'm going to require a very large salary in order to build and maintain a large house. However, I'm confident with 100 years of good reviews, I'll be able to justify such a salary.
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