Wednesday, April 9, 2008

The Olympic Torch is in Danger

I heard on the radio last night that the Olympic torch was being kept at a secret location. I think that's great. It'd be horrible if the torch was assassinated.

The torch has a lovely wife who is smoking hot (she's a torch also). They have one kid who is still a match stick and another kid that just became a cigarette lighter.

I would hate to see the head of that family snuffed out by a bucket of water. That would make me very sad.

1 comment:

Ed said...

I heard this on the radio about the anti-torch sentiments about the once-great torch running event:

It's such a same to see that a tradition that started in Nazi Germany has now sunken to such a low status.