First of all, I'll start this with a mere fact of reality.
I'm much more witty than the average person.
Now, an example of this happened just today on the basketball court.
Some young high school punk with very little game was using his off arm to shield me away from the basketball while attempting to drive to the hoop.
I, of course, being the helpful person that I am, told him what he was doing was illegal. I said "You can't do that." He said "What? I can't do that?" I then said "Who do you think you are, the Heisman Trophy?"
That pretty much ended things right there and we all felt better about the situation.
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