So, I came out the bathroom in the middle of shaving this morning to check on Tess and we had this conversation.
Tess: "Dad. You look funny."
Me: "I'm in the middle of shaving."
Tess: "What is shaving?"
Me: "I'm cutting the hair on my face off with this (and I hold up the razor)."
Tess: "It's just going to grow back."
Me: "Yes but I'll have a smooth face for a while."
Tess: "Do girls have to shave."
Me: "No. They don't."